obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(via gnarly)

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

(via gnarly)

I literally got two hours of sleep before my bladder decided to pull me out of bed.

spermcells:

Summertime Swaggie

(via gnarly)

itsvondell:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

(via chloesucks)

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

(via apathys-advocate)